Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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