Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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