Me too!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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