She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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