he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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