O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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