Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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