I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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