i will never coherently bang her
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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