everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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