Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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