Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
