How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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