I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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