I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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