Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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