I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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