yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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