I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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