He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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