oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
as a side note pls kill me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize