Whod you bang
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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