Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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