yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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