Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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