I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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