I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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