Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My pussy is not your playground.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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