Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
is wine microwaveable?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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