remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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