One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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