ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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