I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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