why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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