Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
my liver is dry heaving
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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