did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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