Already got asked if we're dating
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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