I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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