No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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