I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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