Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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