Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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