wat bout pragnant strippers??
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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