marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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