Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We don't watch enough power rangers
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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