You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
did you just send me my own nude
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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