your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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