I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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