this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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