Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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