And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Two words: nipple clamps
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