dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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