I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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